Parents trying to eat you alive??
Boy trouble??
Everyone out to get you??
Can't seem to turn off that fanny pack??
Obsessively watch strangers on the street??
Stalk hobos??
Annoying friends named Carson??
Annoying friends that are accually named Anais but pretend that their names are Carson just
to make Carson feel bad BECAUSE ANAIS IS STUPID?? *takes deep breath*
...Me too.
